Mayamermaid

ELIZA: Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? ME: Oh,hi Rod! ELIZA: Hi Nicky. ME: Hey Rod, you'll never Guess what happened to Me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me ELIZA: That's very interesting. ME: He was being reeeeeeeeal friendly, And I think he was coming on to me.  I think he might've thought I was gay! ELIZA: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?  Why should I care? I don't care.  What did you have for lunch today? ME: Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about i